It picks up when you’re mid-grout, says it’s your assistant and gets the details. Bathrooms, floors and leaking showers get booked for a look and a quote.
A bathroom reno, a leaking shower, a new splashback. The calls come while you’ve got a trowel in one hand and a tile in the other.
If it rings out, they ring the next tiler on Google.
The assistant answers, asks what needs tiling and where, and books a time to look and quote.
Lovely voicemail message. Shame nobody listens to it.
What missed calls cost a tiler
Put in your own numbers. It works out what missed calls are worth to you a month and a year.
Three ways it answers for you
All three come in Core. Same assistant, same knowledge of your business, whether they ring, miss you or text.
The AI receptionist
Picks up when you can’t, day or night
Says it’s your assistant, never pretends to be you
Asks what needs tiling, which room and the suburb
Books measure-ups at times you’re free
Texts you the details of every new enquiry
Your caller hears (example)You’ve reached Josh’s Tiling. I’m Josh’s assistant. What can I help with?
Missed-call text back
For when you’d rather it rings you first
Miss the call and they get a text from your business name
It asks what they need and which suburb
Their reply goes straight to the text assistant
Your customer gets (example)Hi, it’s Josh’s Tiling. Sorry we missed you, we’re on a job. What do you need done, and what suburb are you in?
The text assistant
Answers texts and the chat on your website
Knows your services and where you work
Books the job from the chat
Takes their details if they’d rather talk to you
Website chat (example)Yes, we regrout showers. Want me to book a time for Josh to have a look? What suburb are you in?
What tilers use it for
Answering calls on the tools
It picks up when you can’t, as your assistant, and gets the job details.
After-hours calls
Emergencies come to you. The rest get booked for the morning.
Booking jobs
Only at times you’re free, with a confirmation and a reminder.
Texts and website chat
The same assistant answers texts and the chat on your website.
Following up quote requests
Two follow-ups if they go quiet, then it stops.
Getting more Google reviews
Happy customers get your review link after the job.
What it asks first
Tiling doesn’t come with many emergencies, so nothing here wakes you up. It asks what the job is, then books a time to look.
“Is it a bathroom, a leaking shower, floors or a splashback?”
What they can pick
Bathroom tiling or renovation
Leaking shower or regrout
Floor tiling
Splashback or wall tiling
Outdoor or pool tiling
Cracked or loose tiles
Something else
You get the details by text, and the visit lands in your diary.
What your customers ask it
It answers from what you’ve told us: your services, your area, your prices. If it doesn’t know, it says so and takes their details.
Do you supply the tiles, or do I buy them?
It gives your answer.
Do you do the waterproofing too?
It tells them what you do.
Can a leaking shower be fixed without retiling?
It gives your usual answer and books a time to look.
How much does tiling cost?
It gives your price if you’ve set one, or books a time to measure up.
Examples. Yours use your own prices, services and suburbs.
What your customer sees
Texts come from your business name, in plain words. No jokes, no robot voice. The emergency comes to you.
Missed call · 10:23am (example)
Hi, it’s Josh’s Tiling. Sorry we missed you, we’re on a job. What do you need done, and what suburb are you in?
Grout in our shower has gone black and two tiles sound hollow. Kooringal.
Thanks. I’m Josh’s assistant. Is it the walls, the floor or both? I can book a time for Josh to come and have a look.
What you get when it’s booked (example)
New booking: shower check in Kooringal, Wednesday 7:30am. The details are in your calendar.
Lands in the job app you already use
On ServiceM8 or Fergus? Connect it once. From then on it only offers customers times you’re actually free, and the jobs it books land straight in your schedule.
On something else? It books into Google Calendar, Outlook or a calendar on your phone instead. Tell us what you use and we’ll make it work.
A reminder text the day before the job
Quote follow-ups, so a maybe doesn’t go quiet
After the job it asks how it went, and happy customers get your Google review link
We set it up. You keep tiling.
Set up in days, not weeks. We do the setting up and test it with you, and you don’t touch any software.
We have a chat
You tell us what you do, your hours, your area and what counts as an emergency. Phone or text, whichever’s easier.
We set it all up
The text replies, the assistant and your calendar. You don’t touch any software.
It answers. We watch it.
We read what it says to your customers and fix it when it stuffs up. Want something changed? Text us.
Go over your minutes or texts and it keeps answering: A$0.49 a minute and A$0.25 a text. It’s month to month, because 12 months is a big commitment to make to a robot. That’s the whole price. Nothing gets added on top. Questions? Ring us on 0468 075 000 or email hello@offsitemate.com.au.
Optional extras
WebsiteOne-off. As many pages as the job needs. What you get
A$500just you · A$1,000 for 2 to 10 people
SEOEvery month. Gets you found on Google. What you get
A$149 a monthjust you · A$249 for 2 to 4 people · ask us for 5 to 10
Google profile setupOne-off. Set up and verified in your own Google account. What you get
A$290one-off
Fixing a Google profile you already haveOne-off. What you get
A$250one-off
Tilers ask us
Is OffsiteMate an answering service for tilers?
Sort of. An answering service takes a message for you to deal with later. Ours answers as your assistant, gets the job details, books the routine work and texts you the urgent ones.
Can it book measure-ups?
Yes. It asks what needs tiling and where, offers the times you’re free and books the visit.
What tiling enquiries can it handle?
Bathroom tiling and renovations, floor and wall tiling, waterproofing, regrouting, leaking showers, cracked and loose tiles, splashbacks, outdoor and pool tiling, natural stone, screeding and commercial work. It answers from your services and prices, and books a time to look or quote.
Will my customers know it’s not me?
Yes. It tells them straight up it’s your assistant. If they want you, it takes their number and you ring them back.
Does it answer after hours and on weekends?
Yes, any hour. During the day you can have it ring you first, so it only picks up when you don’t.
Does it book into ServiceM8 or Fergus?
Yes. It only offers times you’re free in ServiceM8 or Fergus, and the job lands there by itself.
Do I have to learn any software?
No. We set it up and keep it running. Job details come to you by text, and bookings show up in an app on your phone.
What if it says something wrong?
Text us. We read what it says to your customers, and we fix it.
What does it cost a tiler on their own?
A$299 a month and A$299 to set up, with 100 minutes and 150 texts included. Over that it’s A$0.49 a minute and A$0.25 a text. Month to month.